I : sir can I verify your i/c number please?
cust : S1234567D
I : D for dog?
cust : no D for Japan
I : eh you mean J?
cust : ya

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA WTF!
another classic one.

cust : what is your name?
I : my name is lingli
cust : can I have your i/c number please?
I : huh? i/c quite sensitive eh, you quote my name can already
cust : ya hor, okay

??????? LOL